Independent Principles Applied: The Dumbest Media Segment I Have Ever Seen

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Concord

Concord is a firm believer in the original intent of the constitution, the prophetic words of our founding fathers, and the power of self governance to maintain righteousness, justice, prosperity and liberty in America. Concord is not a believer in government control, however convenient it is, secular education, however liberating it may feel, or evolutionary constitutionalism, however politically correct it sounds. At 27, Concord spends much of her time writing, reading, running, and hanging with her main man, Charlie Brown. She is working her way through the 50 states.

Lexington

Lexington is not and has never been a syndicated columnist and only recently earned a college degree. He chooses to make his points with common sense instead of using lofty and unintelligible academic logic. Even more impressive is his ability to make his own terms up, like 'wordology'. He used to reside with his guns in a community trailer park overseas, but now he fights in the land of CONUS against the Imperial Walkers of Janet Napolitano, along with his furry friend, the pumpkin princess. As a humanitarian he would relentlessly waterboard any foreigner planning a devastating attack against America if it meant he could get the information to stop it, thus saving lives (that's the humanitarian part), but would never drill a hole in an unborn babies head (again, a humanitarian). He is 33 years old.

Independent Principles Applied

Monday, September 15, 2014

The Dumbest Media Segment I Have Ever Seen

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